"This just in Cat Fans,
Wiley Wildcat (shown above)in some type of an altercation."
"Sir, can you tell us what happened?"
"We were fixin' to leave with two minutes left. You know, we hate to get stuck in traffic."
"Yes Sir, Go on."
"Well, Uh. After that last mess up by them there officials, I saw that Cat coma' cartwheeling over the fence an
onto the field. That cat .... That poor ol' Cat cheered all night and waz pretty upset with some of the calls during
"Yes, Go on."
"Next thing I know those there police people came. They couldn't catch that cat. That Cat put up a good ol' fashion
"And you sir, did you see what happend?"
Everybody was Kung Fu Fighting....
That cat was fast as lightning....
It was a little bit frightning.....
That cat had expert timing...
"You heard it here folks, Wiley Wildcat not happy with some calls."
-This is just a joke, no cats, officials, or police were injured in the making of this story.